Thursday, December 13, 2012

Linkara Riffs: A Word to the Wives



Linkara riffs on an old short trying to get you to buy a new kitchen because your husband is an idiot. ‎

15 comments:

Daniel T. Stack said...

Almost sad how many "Features" of those devices aren't really included all the time any more. The lighted cycle dial for instance. And to think both kitchens looked nasty to me. But at least the nightmare one still had other rooms in the house. The "Dream Kitchen" seemed to be the only room in that particular house. Oh with a dining table that they hid from the kitchen with a shuttered wall? Probably a 50's thing I saw something like that in Bewitched and I Dream of Genie but never saw the point.

Notice how he was just told really hot water was in the second pipe and immediately deliberately burnt his hand on the pipe. That man would get himself killed in any kitchen.

Daver! said...

"KOLCHAK!!!"

esraN said...

So basically they saw a "dream kitchen" and instead of fixing there old one they just bought a new house. Im not sure there was a point to that....

Anonymous said...

Now, there is being kind of inept and then there is george. the guy is near retarded. he isn't able to open a simple PANTRY, that's not even a "women thing" stereorype, that's just being too dumb to live.

"Oh with a dining table that they hid from the kitchen with a shuttered wall? Probably a 50's thing I saw something like that in Bewitched and I Dream of Genie but never saw the point."
I think so you don't need to show the dirty kitchen when you have guests? or maybe to cnfuse husbands even more?

The moral is, men are completely useless and near suicidal idiots when it comes to chores. if yu are a man, stay away from the kitchen, or you can hurt yourself or your family badly.

ShadowWing Tronix said...

esraN said...
"So basically they saw a "dream kitchen" and instead of fixing there old one they just bought a new house. Im not sure there was a point to that...."

Sure there was. Lazy is fine when you have too much money.

ackbarfan5556 said...

This is just great! Keep doing more riffs Linkara!

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this is more insulting to men or women... probably the men...

Anyway, the riff was enjoyable. You should do more of them if you can keep finding crap like this.

areoborg said...

This short reminds me of the time I tried to cook hot dogs on the stove.

Wiped out a whole town that day.....

le-messor said...

Oddly enough, I (a male) was cooking while watching this. I often am (while watching your show).

Also, two The Shining references in a row... now there's a conspiracy!
And remember, you can't spell conspiracy without 'piracy'.

Enigma_2099 said...

Needs companion riffers. Bouncing jokes between riffers increases the funny.

Nate said...

Darren Mcgavin! NOOOOOOOo!!!!!!

you should do more riffs when you find the time.

Red Spearow said...

You missed so many good riffs. I mean, you got a lot of them, but missed others. For example, the fifth freedom could mean the right to kill (see Splinter Cell), or confusion as the right against self incrimination (US constitution).

I think if you do more of these though, you will continue to get better. This looks promising Linkara, please do more!

Taylor -Schmitty- Scheid said...

This riff was absolutely hilarious. Please keep doing more like this Linkara, I was laughing the whole time.

Cat C said...

Thank you for your in-riff confirming on who the actor was for George. My husband and I were asking one another while watching.

This was fun.

These shorts about upgrades in technology tend to remind me of the prerecorded messages in Portal 2.

Hannah said...

this is halarious!!!!
you should do more Linkara riffs because this and that time when you riffed that Dragon Ball movie with Doug and those MST3K guys were halarious!!!!!!!