Didn't think the first issue was too bad? You haven't seen anything yet.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Okay, this is kind of silly, but I was watching Amityville 2: The Posession, which is the sequel to the original "Amityville Horror." Now, I'm a fan of the original (plus of haunted house stories in general), but I know sequelitis is easy to strike, especially in a series like this. While on twitter, a lot of people were surprised to learn that the original movie had sequels, nay, that it had SEVEN sequels. Mind you, after the third movie, they realized that nobody would be staying at a haunted house after that point, so instead they took the incredibly goofy route with the direct-to-video sequels and started having random objects from the original house popping up other places.
When I started listing them off, people came up with their own sequel ideas, many of them really damn good, so I didn't want to retweet ALL of them and instead decided to compile my favorite ones here. Enjoy!
For reference, here's the original series (with my own silly additions):
1. The Amityville Horror
2. Amityville 2: Sort of a Prequel but not really
3. Amityville 3: I haven't seen it yet
4. Amityville 4: Evil Killer Lamp
5. Amityville 5: A Haunted House, but not the same haunted house as the original
6. Amityville 6: The Cuckoo Clock of Doom
7. Amityville 7: Evil Haunted Mirror Ghost
8. Amityville 8: This Time it's a Dollhouse that looks like the original house
And now, for your enjoyment (Click "READ MORE" to see!):
These are all just pretty much copy-pasted from Twitter.
Amityville 9: This Time It's Foamy (look up Foamy the Squirrel and the Amityville Toaster)
Amityville 9: The boat's revenge.
Amityville 10: The Hash-slinging Slasher
Amityville 10: The Beginning
Amityville 12: The Biggest Little Amityville House in Texas
Amityville 17: Return to Sender, Addressee Unknown (Mail gets returned from Amityville, but now it's haunted!)
Amityville 20: Who's in the Kitchen at this time of night
Amityville 23: some parts of cement block were used in another house making it somewhat haunted....ooooooooh
Amityville Horror XVX: It was all just a dream.
Amityville Horror 34: Let's Watch a clip show of the first 33 films. This one is not a television special, it's in theaters.
Amityville Horror 37: Pictures of a house five blocks away from the original house. Ooo!!
Amityville 42: The house sinks into the ocean, scaring all of the dolphins off of the planet.
Amityville 43: the haunted dog house from the original house
Amityville 43: The House where a Guy Removed a Splinter the He Received in the Original House
Amityville 47: we did some recordings inside the house once and the tape is trying to kill us!
Amityville 49: Amityville House vs. House on Haunted Hill. Whoever wins, nobody cares.
Amityville 50: The dirt someone who went there was used for soil in a plant that went to SPAAAAAAAACE! The Plant is the killer
Amityville 57: The original house was cryogenically frozen and put on a space station. It is unfrozen and begins killing people.
Amittivilli Horror 58. It's an Italian film by Bruno Mattei that is actually a ROSEMARY'S BABY knock-off. Staring Reb Brown.
Amityville 62.5: the house was plowed over and the haunted lot is for sale at a less than reasonable price! Oooooh!
Amityville 64: Curse of the video game systems!
Amityville 66 The return of the Amityville Toaster!
Amityville horror 68: "Syndicate of Destruction"
Amityville #69: The Sequeling
Amityville Horror 77: The wind chimes outside the house were sold in a yard sale and the loud noises they make frighten cats
Amityville 86: A nail was resued to hang a picture in another house so now....oh screw it we're out of ideas. Just buy our crap.
Amityville 87: After The Fire. The ashes of the original house all fell on the rest of the town, spreading the Horror further...
Amityville 86: The evil contractor of the evil house comes and makes some evil renevations! OF DOOM!
Amityville Horror 99: The Game, Lightning strikes and the horror infests a virtual reality game, trapping the players within.
Amityville 100: The air someone breathed in the house and exhaled outside of the house is now going around killing people.
Amityville Horror 100: The people who actually live in the house get tired of all the visitors and go on a murdering spree.
Amityville 126: Curse of the fabulous Window blinds! They're in fashion season! Of death! FABULOUS!!
Amityville 137: Someone sneezed while walking across the street from the original house! CONTAGIOUS.
The Bride of, Son of, Ghost of, House of, Room Mate of, some one who once lived in Amityville AKA Amityville 149: The Quickening!
Amityville 359; A small scraping of paint LANDED ON THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR!
Amityville 200X where Mega Man teams up with Birdman to search for the lost gold in the Amityville house
Amityville In The Hood
The Copiague Horror. We ran out of things to do in Amityville so we haunted the next town over
Amity Horror XIV: Someone -wrote the name of the house down-. Aaaah!
Amityville 0: The land for the house is bought, at a HORRIFYING price.
Amityville Q: Someone thought of the original house, then got hit by a bus. SPOOKY.
Amityville QVC .. Polaroid pictures of the house from a magazine. Pictures are sold online
Amityville 90210: Twins who move into a high school built with the Amityville house material. OOOOOOOO!!!!!
Amityville Zzzzz : Someone fell asleep on a pillow that was once in the house and had bad dreams! Oooohhhh
Amityvilleception: Deep within the house is another, even more haunted house.
An Amityville Christmas, Santa visits the house and somehow teaches it the meaning of Christmas, also it haunts the North Pole
Posted by Lewis Lovhaug at 12:23 AM
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
The History of Power Rangers FINALLY returns! The Rangers have been lead by a giant floating head, a guinea pig, and a useless Princess... eh, why not a dog?
SPD continues with a bold new character... who is a ball of light.
SPD Concludes with our main villain getting replaced by a magnificent tentacle monster. Read more!
Monday, April 23, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Linkara is going to Animinneapolis and so should you!
Check out their site at Animinneapolis.com!
And in case you missed it the last time I put it up, here's the ConBravo video once again!
Check out ConBravo's site at ConBravo.com!
While I haven't made my official announcement video for it, I'll also be going to Youmacon again this November! And like before, their site is Youmacon.com. Go to conventions! See the live shows! Watch me make an ass of myself! Read more!
Monday, April 16, 2012
You will believe a man can... walk, I guess.
NOTE: Apparently, JMS WAS against splitting up Peter Parker and Mary Jane. I'm surprised I never read about this as it was going on, but there was a flamewar between JMS and Amazing Spider-Man editor Steve Wacker where JMS admitted so. You can read it HERE.